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18/05/13 @ 11:15pm
via:malfoyswaggie
source:watsonly

watsonly:

badly written fanfics on a plot you’re interested in

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35,024 notes
@ 10:30pm
via:oiwatchitearthgirl
source:assduet
dulceaphel: resident-superwholocked: i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you: outofthecavern: yanagoya: I am a little blinded… THIS IS THE BUTTIEST BUTT I HAVE EVER BUTTED  THIS IS BOTH SCARY AND BEAUTIFUL Don’t you mean….buttiful?

dulceaphel:

resident-superwholocked:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

outofthecavern:

yanagoya:

I am a little blinded…

THIS IS THE BUTTIEST BUTT I HAVE EVER BUTTED 

THIS IS BOTH SCARY AND BEAUTIFUL

Don’t you mean….buttiful?

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@ 09:45pm
via:petrovawarrior
source:sometimelow

sometimelow:

this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”

137,050 notes
@ 09:00pm
via:malphoys
source:unfollower

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

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gatissimo:

Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage

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@ 07:30pm
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via:petrovawarrior
source:lawyerupasshole-deactivated2011

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

36,215 notes
@ 06:45pm
via:petrovawarrior
source:egg-rolls

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

"When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to find some kind of flaw in the character she plays that will still allow her to be palatable. She can’t be overweight or not perfect-looking, because who would pay to see that? A female who is not one hundred per cent perfect-looking in every way? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours. So they make her a Klutz. The hundred-per-cent-perfect-looking female is perfect in every way except that she constantly bonks her head on things. She trips and falls and spills soup on her affable date (Josh Lucas. Is that his name? I know it’s two first names. Josh George? Brad Mike? Fred Tom? Yes, it’s Fred Tom). The Klutz clangs into stop signs while riding her bike and knocks over giant displays of fine china in department stores. Despite being five feet nine and weighing a hundred and ten pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway."
Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via rufustfirefly)
155,532 notes
@ 05:15pm
via:radiobacon
source:bon-bon

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

37,573 notes
@ 03:45pm
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■ METRO STATION
via:petrovawarrior
source:nicnolashoult
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rawwwkfingers:

kissthelips-betweenmyhips:

plugsnot-drugs:

galbraiths:

shetan:

hafell:

It’s 2009 and you hear this song approximately 6 times per hour while going on a road trip out of town.

I’ve literally never heard this song before in my life.

Hafell, your sheltered childhood is showing.

im sharting

I miss the old songs on the radio damn

SOBBING LOUDLY
WOW I MISS THIS SONG

I’ve never heard this song either

vomitarium:

i want my tombstone to say ‘finally’

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@ 02:15pm
via:thebooker
source:50shadesoftobias
28,744 notes
@ 01:30pm
via:pizza
source:teenagepics
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@ 12:45pm
via:pizza
source:lovetherunning