romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

Comic Con: knock knock
Me: who's there
Comic Con: not you lol

tommypickles:

when i see my selfie on my dash

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

thewaywardswagabond:

Don’t watch sports anime. They will make you want to play 10 different sports all at the same time, but you suck at the sports and aren’t even in high school anymore.

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

image

striderfatigue:

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

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