lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

laughbitches:

Me while walking in the hallways

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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unclefather:

balkhy:

stability:

Lmfao

she needs to stayytruee to herself

He’s got his eyes on you. You’re everything that he sees.

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

herekdale:

i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands. 

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

❝ It never felt like I was the next Katniss….I am a boy. ❞

- Dylan O’Brien, Press Conference at WonderCon x (via dylanslilnugget)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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